Actually, all of our white goods are completely fucked. The handle of the washing machine is literally a piece of string:
One of the door tray holder things is broken (the plastic bits that hold it on to the door have perished) so itās duct-taped on. Sort of works. Ice box constantly freezes up for no reason. Itās covered in band stickers and a picture of the Cheshire cat done for me by my friendās kid.
The oldest item in my fridge is 52 years old. Anyone beat that?
Anyone like to guess what it is?
your mum?
Sorry
Pretty much the first thing I do when I walk into someoneās flat/house is open their fridge and see whatās going on
A particularly awesome bottle of Montrachet?!
Haha!!! Unless you had beer you needed to chuck in there Iād be like āerrr, where do you think youāre going?ā
sourdough starter passed from scagden to scagden along the years
Yeah thatās most people response Disclaimer - Iām a nosey c**t
Aaahhhh I hate nosey peopleā¦
Said the very nosey person
I canāt stand them either
Haha, my reason is because Iām quite messy so Iām always a bit like āfuck, what embarrassing thing have I left out?ā
Should I ever turn up at your flat I promise not to look in the fridge
Actually apologies Witches, the second I sent that I thought āeh thatās a bit creepyā Not what I intended
ban request
Hahaha!!! How is that creepy!!! it isnāt at all. Youāre most welcome!! Remember to bring beer!!
Five more minutes to guess what 52 year old thing I have in my fridge.
It is not sourdough or a drink.
Or my mum.
Will do
Haha!!! Bring that and weāll just force you to drink the boxes of strong Belgian and wanky craft beers we have instead!! We are well prepared for guests. I have gin and whisky if youād prefer tho.
No flirtinis?!
