The longer my laptop doesn’t work the longer I don’t have to do any work.

If anything they fix it too quickly

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Awful. Absolutely awful. I work for a large global company who have farmed out all of their IT support to a third party, somewhere in Eastern Europe (Romania, I think).

Everything is done by ticket system. The majority of tickets are closed with no action being taken. The policy is that if they ask you for information three times and you don’t respond, they close the ticket, so often they will send two of them close together when you’re not in, e.g. over a weekend, and just close it. Even basic things like getting software installed is an absolute chore.

Procedure is you raise a ticket. Eventually, you get a response which is always ‘please call the help desk’. You call the help desk. You sit on the phone and wait while someone reads your ticket for the first time. The whole ticket process is a waste of time because nobody looks into your problem before contacting you, you have to call them and hope the person you reach understands the problem. I could not access my email archive because some update had not been completed correctly and ended up closing the ticket because the person on the end of the phone did not understand ‘I cannot access my email archive’, no matter how I tried to say it because their English was not good enough to understand me.

I generally don’t need much IT support, in previous jobs I’ve gone years without speaking to IT guys about anything significant, but I work for a company who has recently been taken over and we’ve had lots of issues with new domains, migrated users and all that kind of stuff, plus our PCs are so locked down we can’t even change our screen resolution. I have never known IT support as bad as this.

Oh yes, I forgot to mention that I can no longer work in the office, because following migration my desktop PC would not boot up. It’s probably fixable, and even if it’s not we have a room full of unused PCs where they made a load of people redundant. Despite repeated reminders and me escalating the issue to local IT management, nobody so much as contacted me about the problem, let alone tried to fix it. A failed hard drive resulting in the inability to do any work was apparently not seen as a priority. I can only do any work because I happened to nab the laptop from someone who resigned (actually, tipped over the edge by IT issues) so I could use it for travel, and now I WFH using that. If I had not done that, I would not have been able to do any work for the last three months and still nobody from IT has even responded.

I work for the worst company in the world.

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can i talk about my IT band in here?

they’re tight

Pennywise?

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They basically run the company. Can’t do anything without there support and no one is prepared to challenge their arcane authority

Not very good at all, but probably worth what they’re paid (small company, outsourced service).

*their
ffs

Do you do any stretching to loosen it?

Stretching is so boring. Wish there was a stretching machine that fit around me like an exoskeleton and just stretched me out while I watched TV.

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i was foam rolling it for a while but apparently that’s bad so i stopped

We’re our own IT support in most cases. Dev required their laptops be so unlocked that the standard teams would only give us this if we basically agreed that nothing but the most obvious hardware or network controller fault was their problem.

yeah, you shouldn’t roll the IT band itself. You need to target certain muscle groups instead - can’t remember what they are offhand though.

The fuck is an IT band?

Depends who answers the phone/support request. If it’s Josh or Jen you’re in fairly safe hands. If it’s Rhodri you’re probably better off opening the computer yourself and poking about with a screwdriver.

Iliotibial Band. Ligament that connects the hip to the knee.

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really variable. the first line of support within our team are OK, but once you get out into the wider world of the central IT team it’s so hit and miss, sometimes you’ll get sorted out properly in hours, sometimes you’ll get ignored for days and then not get sorted whatsoever.

latest issue is that they’ve removed my local admin rights on my laptop. logged a call about it, but because they called me and left a voice mail and I didn’t reply in 5 mins they closed it and aren’t giving them back. big fan of that.

the IT helpdesk at work which we can phone or webchat with usually close at 5. most days i start work at 4. so not great.

They email a message saying that the problem can’t be fixed. Then they send a message saying, “Our job here is done.” Is it fuck!

‘we ran windows troubleshooter but it wasn’t able to determine the problem. i’m afraid that’s all we can do, it’s out of our hands!’

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Yeah the whole cutting us free thing was because ultimately we needed admin rights. Once they’d decided we needed our manager’s sign off, their manager’s sign off and theirs I think management were like, “WTF are you trying to pull here?” and it had the desired effect of removing us from their scope.

Oh, this reminds me of my favourite from a previous job.

CZUK: Hi, my password seems to have expired while I was on holiday. Can you set a new one for me and call me to tell me what it is - I don’t have access to email for obvious reasons.

Three days pass

CZUK: Hi, does it really take this long to reset a password?
IT: No - we closed that ticket on the day you opened it. Your new password is in your email.
CZUK: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…

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