How's your love life DiS?


#4335

Matched with this girl on okcupid

Didn’t say anything, obviously. She’s deleted her account now.


#4336

Also messaged Grace Blakeley on Hinge once lol. Absolutely no chance, though I guess she’s not particularly my type whatever that is


#4337

She is a great Loreen/Winkelman mash-up


#4338

Not sure who those people are but just found the one she put on her profile, quite like this actually


#4339

Ok I think I discovered that even when speaking to really nice funny and interesting people I can’t really be bothered. Oops. Might be a winter thing don’t want to have to go out meeting people at the mo.


#4340

Met someone for the third time last night. It’s lovely, she is totally on the same page as me, I feel at ease chatting with her and there is absolutely no pressure at all.

After dinner, (we went for a Turkish), when the waitress brought the bill there were two mints on the little silver tray. ‘Oh, great, a mint,’ I said. Then I watched aghast as she poured a little water on them and they got bigger before my eyes. I then realised they were marshmallows. ‘I’ve never actually seen a marshmallow do that before!’ I exclaimed before picking one up and popping it in my mouth, wondering why there was such an amused glance on her face.

Of course, it was a little flannel for wiping one’s hands, wasn’t it… :roll_eyes::sob:

‘It was behaving like a tampon’ my date said in fits, ‘I wondered why you were about to put it in your mouth!’


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#4341

Why would you get an after dinner marshmallow?

This has done me.


#4342

Well, I did think it was a little unusual, but never one to look a gift-horse in the mouth, and all that. Been a long time since I’d eaten Turkish…


#4343

Woah the singer songwriter Grace Blakeley?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU1SHgCsJDY


#4344

I’m with you, if in doubt try and eat it


#4345

one of the best things I’ve read on here :smiley:


#4346

Amazing scenes. Reminded me that once a work colleague of my dad’s accidentally used a crispy duck-style pancake as a face towel out of one of those bamboo steamers when he went to a Chinese restaurant for the first time :+1::grinning:


#4347

“It was behaving like a tampon.”


#4348

yeah that’s a much weirder thing to say than the marshmallow thing


#4349

Lolwhat


#4350

oh man !


#4351

deleted my match and tinder accounts. It’s getting serious :slight_smile:


#4352

MY LOVE LIFE IS A GREAT SOURCE OF REGRET AND INTROSPECTION


#4353

What happens if you eat it when it’s mint sized :open_mouth:


#4354

that’s how magicians do that trick where they pull all the hankies out of their throat