How's your toaster depression?

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That a toaster won’t depress unless plugged in and switched on.

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Oddly poetic

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OMG! My thread title had been edited. I have been violated! Someone get me Geneva or Brussels or wherever on the phone while we still can!

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can’t believe sean hasn’t sorted this yet.

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It’s the notification that hurts the most.

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Microwave stops banging out radiation when you open the door.

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Oven only cooks what is in it and not everything within a five mile radius.

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Also your brother in law hasn’t paid his subs. Can i have his address?

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At mum’s pub yesterday, someone asked if our apple juice was pressed. Yes, apparently. Customer didn’t want that, so I said I could get some depressed apple juice, and pointed at the bottle and said “I’m very disappointed in you”.

I amused myself. Not so much her.

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She sounds like a fruit juice James Bond.

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sure it does. Enjoy irradiating your hands!

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PM’d*

*not really

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wait, she wanted shitey concentrate apple juice?

(you could have probably done a bit of concentrate banter by staring at the bottle etc)

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and done a shite

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good wordery there

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oscar wilde eat yr heart out

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Right I’m off to Rugoe with the full roast eater. Please enjoy yourself within the confines of this thread.

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Oooh saving this one! #barmanbants

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full roast in the back row
of the movies on a wednesday morn with you
we could stay forever, you and I
we could stay forever, you and I
eatin’ a full roast in the back row of the movies