Hopefully Friday is just @japes photoshopping everyone’s selfies into that outfit, so we can see how sharp we would look if we were normal human beings
ok somebody else said this sorry
They aren’t smaller, they’re just all further away these days.
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Fake
big things live longer right?
Is bigness and long life required for intelligence?
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still my favourite tweet of all time
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Some pesky species called homosapien also killed loads of them and transfomed their environment making it harder for them to survive too.
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maybe the smartest biological thing ever will be a tiny insect as it will evolve faster
企鹅 - Penguin
企 - Business
鹅 - Goose
Penguin = Business Goose
in mandarin that is
‘Look at that massive business goose with his massive business suit on’
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didn’t actually know this, I thought they were flightless
- One human size penguins
- 100 penguin size humans
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They don’t use the feathers to fly. They use them for tickling each other.
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NOOOO! Leave it!
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i heard there were penguins almost, but not quite, the size of people!
It’ll be a cold day in hell when I recognise the Humboldt penguin
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ah that’s delightful!