Human Vs. Machine

Washing Dishes

  • Dishwashers are better at it than me
  • I am better at it than a dishwasher

0 voters

Washing Clothes

  • Washing Machines are better at it than me
  • I am better at it than a Washing Machine

0 voters

Cutting Food Into Tiny Pieces

  • Blenders are better at it than me
  • I am better at it than a Blender

0 voters

Should really try the dishwasher, seems a bit pointless when there’s two of us

I’ll have it

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This is my last … guacamole?

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Masturbation

  • I am all I need
  • Machine head

0 voters

Loading the dishwasher was a headache, having to rinse the dishes off first and scrape out the pots, easier to just get on with it in the sink

Think it’s integrated into the kitchen

Cool, we can move in whenever

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Got a spare room- £600 a month plus bills

Rewatching Chernobyl at the moment (as my wife hasn’t seen it before, wouldn’t rewatch for pleasure!) and the bio robots (humans) are much better at getting highly radiated bits of graphite off a roof than robots.

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Why didn’t other people add polls to this thread? You people are lazy.

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Sex with a partner

  • I am worse at it than a sex toy
  • I have faith, misplaced or otherwise, in my abilities

0 voters

Didn’t realise it was Thursday already!

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It’s different though too. Don’t need to be exclusive, mind.

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I saw something the other day that when you normally use something for this, and then go back to doing it yourself it feels like you’re doing it acoustically

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Fingerpicking?

Sorry… couldn’t resist.

Non-at it UK citizens are welcome to enter.

The Brits Being At It
  • The Brits are better at it, as in being at it than me
  • I am better at it, as in being at it than the Brits

0 voters

Making cakes
  • I do it all by hand, just call me Paul DISywood
  • I’m not bad, like, but need occasional help from a blender
  • I am a shameless monster/50s USA throwback who uses instant cake mix and passes it off as all my own

0 voters