Humblebrag Lyrics

“Living la vida loca”?

Yeah, sure you are, Richard.


“My Cock Is On Fire”

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You’re the type of guy to call me a punk
Not knowing your main girl’s biting my chunk

“I been everywhere man, I been everywhere…”

“take a look at my girlfriend
She’s the only one I’ve got”

Thinly veiled ‘I have a girlfriend’ bragging. Pathetic.


“I got a letter from the government
The other day
I opened and read it
It said they were suckers”

Ooh, look at me getting letters that aren’t just bills and circulars.

What a fucking poser.


It’s she’s living la vida loca
Not I’m living la vida loca


“I’m not sleepy and there is no place I’m going to”

What a fucking layabout

I’m aching from fucking too much.


Struck dumb while drugs run at how-high reeds
Cue every memory at half speeds
Just like, "Charles, hold-me-down"s
“I’m coming” sounds
Cut crap, who’s filling shoes like these anymore?

I don’t have time to listen to songs

“My cock is much bigger than yours
My cock can walk right through the door”

They might claim its political but we all know really

“In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection”

Sure mate