#40

I’ve never been in a place with private dances. I have seen nudey ladies on a stage (and in my bed!) but that is it.

#41

nice work, I imagine you had them half in the boot using it as work bench while u sawed.

#42

Presumably on your laptop screen as well you dirty dog?

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#43

You’d have thought so wouldn’t you but we were backed in to a spot with a wall behind making this nigh-on impossible so I had to do it on the ground (I think I managed to avoid looking too much like a shambles but I had just run 11k and my legs were sore as fuck so it wasn’t the most comfortable experience)

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#44

I already gave you Kudos for that - I can’t give you any more.

#45

I appreciated your kudos and wouldn’t dream of asking for anything further

#46

I give Kudos to all the runners in the group; you’re not special.

#47

I’m well aware of this thank you

#48

All fixed everyone!

Have a great lunch!

#49

Which tap did you leave running?

#50

Kitchen. Don’t copy!

#51

… are you, who who who who?

#52

I think that should be long enough to clear Tom Jones from your plumbing.

#53

So I appreciate you guys want to be kept up to date on this.

Water board are going to replace the kitchen tap 4 gratis.

There end my dreams of a tap with a pully out thing but here begin my dreams of a new tap that doesn’t go HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

#54

Oh yeah, I thought it was fixed above. It wasn’t.

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

#55

I’ve got a couple of appointments with kitchen “designers” in Wickes and B&Q for this coming Saturday.

Nothing to do with plumbing (and little with time) but hey ho.

#56

I went to B&Q this weekend. I returned some underlay, bought two paint testers and small storage box the flicked the Vs at some cunt who beeped me when leaving.

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#57

what colour paint?

we went to Wickes on Saturday but there was no one available to help us, the pricks. Unfortunately I looked at all the kitchens and thought “yeah they look okay” but that was it.

#58

Urban Obsession and Chic Shadow, we are going with the latter.

Yeah, all new kitchens seem pretty much fine

#59

I think I am going to be like “here’s the room, just make it nice, we have £____”.

What room are you painting?