Which tap did you leave running?

Kitchen. Don’t copy!

… are you, who who who who?

I think that should be long enough to clear Tom Jones from your plumbing.

So I appreciate you guys want to be kept up to date on this.

Water board are going to replace the kitchen tap 4 gratis.

There end my dreams of a tap with a pully out thing but here begin my dreams of a new tap that doesn’t go HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Oh yeah, I thought it was fixed above. It wasn’t.

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I’ve got a couple of appointments with kitchen “designers” in Wickes and B&Q for this coming Saturday.

Nothing to do with plumbing (and little with time) but hey ho.

I went to B&Q this weekend. I returned some underlay, bought two paint testers and small storage box the flicked the Vs at some cunt who beeped me when leaving.

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what colour paint?

we went to Wickes on Saturday but there was no one available to help us, the pricks. Unfortunately I looked at all the kitchens and thought “yeah they look okay” but that was it.

Urban Obsession and Chic Shadow, we are going with the latter.

Yeah, all new kitchens seem pretty much fine

I think I am going to be like “here’s the room, just make it nice, we have £____”.

What room are you painting?

We are (slowly) having a downstairs shitter put in. So far they have laid the floor (which I also bought from B&Q http://www.diy.com/departments/colours-rondo-wheat-solid-oak-flooring-118m-pack/152770_BQ.prd ), put in the spotlights and a fan and then fucked off again. Might, might be back on Wednesday.

I think most people would actually be more suspicious if they suggested running the tap for a more obscure length of time, I think they’d end up doubting the way we’ve all agreed to measure time and probably end up feasting on their own insides before the tap fixes itself.

Oh yeah, that’s what this thread was about.

Happy to HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUlp

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Use in living rooms, bedrooms, hallways & studies

you’re out of control

Yeah but it is just a shitter so not a bathroom and there shouldn’t be too much splashing about

high possibility of shit getting on solid wood flooring though? maybe.

I guess…?

Just noticed that the radiator in my room has sprung a leak. Not good.