Hygiene rating. Well you dine below five?


#1

Will?


#2

I’m not sure what this is a euphemism for, but: yes.


#3

Sure, why not


#4

Because my wife won’t let you?


#5

Will?

Yes, if I know why the rating is below five (eg one of our local ace restaurants had their inspection visit before they had opened properly on the day they were having a new boiler put in).


#6

Pardon?


#7

hygiene is touch move your fucking shits!


#8

That would be a reason


#9

yeah I don’t give a fuck


#10

I guess so, yeah


#11

who even checks this shit before they go somewhere?


#12

It’s more takeaways that I am made to check


#13

I wonder simply wear what?


#14

I don’t think i’ve ever checked the rating anywhere i’ve been


#15

It’s in the bleeding window!


#16

One of my favourite (cheap) places only has a 3. I can’t really face going back, but everywhere else is more expensive. Not sure what to do.


#17

Ever caught typhoid from something you’ve eaten there?

If not, I’m sure it’s fine.


#18

place near me did really nice food got a 1 recently

won’t be going back till that improves


#19

Phew, for a moment there I thought you were disrespecting your partner.


#20

You’ve got to wonder about a 1 or a 2, but otherwise fuck it.