Hypotheticals


#1

If you were a national level runner, at televised athletics events when the athletes are being introduced, what would your ‘thing’ be? Coy nod to the camera? That archer thing Fernando Torres used to do?

The temptation to dab would be too great, I think.


#2

finger guns


#3

glum face, move hand over mouth, move hand back down to reveal beaming smile


#4

do rabbit ears or wanker signs behind other contenders backs


#5

I’d mime eating a haggis toastie. Rub my stomach, fake chewing, the whole 9 yards.


#6


#7

:point_right::ok_hand:

Obviously


#8

actually, actually, it might be a variation on the emile heskey ‘DJ’ thing.


#9

Run the Jewels.


#10

#11

along the lane lines.


#12

Or maybe tap the shoulder of the athlete standing next to me and do this:


#13

I’d go for a wink


#14

Until the camera’s passed.


#15

slow, disapproving shake of the head


#16

Somebody genuinely did that in the world championships the other day. I think it was an American


#17

pretend to walk down stair case, down out of the camera shot


#18

Amazing.


#19

Probably Austin style double-middle fingers or some other constant display of loathing for the media and fans


#20