Alright moker

Just going to do nothing for four days (except go to a warehouse rave on Saturday I am likely too old to be at but have bought extra-curriculars now so p much have to go)
Starting off the party with some toast

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Slightly disgraced myself by staying out a few hours and a few beers longer than I intended. Heading home to apologise profusely to the TV. Not sure if she still needs the shopping list she texted two hours ago…

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Happy evening everyone

I reckon if microwaves worked faster it would have a detrimental effect on the quality of the food being heated

The setup - After work me and the thinly veined have spent the night baking. We ran out of eggs early on and at around eight o’clock went to the local corner shop, a Family Shopper two minutes away.

The dilemma - I had started drinking a bottle of beer (Asahi, my first of the night, nowt special) and wanted to take the beer with me. My girlfriend basically forced me to not take it, saying “it’s just dead scruffy to drink in the Family Shoper” and I reluctantly left the beer behind. Even though I would have drank it quietly and respectfully of the supermarket surroundings. She also said that drinking alochol in public might not be legal, but I don’t think the person at the shop gives a fuck and is too busy hating everything that breathes.

The question - Is it okay to drink low percentage alcohol at the supermarket/off license, in a non-binge drinking scenario?

  • Yes mate, have that dignified beer and treat yourself, you’ve earned it.
  • You fucking dafty

0 voters

Managed to stop myself going out. Probably get an early night.

I think shopping would be loads better if we could all be trusted to have a bevvie when out and about. It’s the one activity that could save Brexit Britain.

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if there’s one thing that doesn’t need to be more fighty, it’s shopping

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Street beers is the one of the finest and simplest pleasures in life imo

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Woooooooo

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FIFY

It’s illegal up here, and if anything booze related is illegal here it’ll definitely be bad back home.

Excellent use of dafty though.

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better in a saucepan obvs but can’t be fucked washing it afterwards

Cos yer nuts. :slight_smile:
Hey Witches, what’s going down?!
I’m back in sleazys drinking and talking about the strokes, it’s like old times :grinning:

I’m playing counterstrike, it’s really stressful :frowning:

gotta get up early to tire the dog out before a long drive up to the yorkshire dales. gonna be a sweet weekend. i’ve got the thomas the tank engine theme tune in my head.

Washing a saucepan will take roughly the same amount of time as whatever you’re microwaving the beans in, no?

(Really should be doing something better with my time)

halfway asleep, watching the tv play some dragon game. gotta be up to be in the studio tomorrow, should get some Zzzzs. Glad to have four actual days off. Maybe ill finish demoing my album :cat:

Friends up from London etc.
No i don’t and now i feel bad.
But the fire is on and we have red wine :grinning:

Those were some funky monkeys.

My ears are ringing.