I am so punk that I:



please provide examples of how punk you are thank you


i am so punk that i won’t click on the first few google search results that say “ad” next to them even if they go to the website i want, but will scroll down to one that doesn’t say “ad” in the belief that i am costing them money


Often put vegetables and bakery items through tezzbots’ self-service as lower priced items


sometimes I run out of shower gel and I use shampoo on my (sexy) body as well as my hair


What? You’ll cost them money if you click the ads, not the other way round.


Do any of you have full punk licences? I’d tread carefully here before you get into trouble with the law.


Am middle class but try to make up with it by surrounding myself with counterculture.


Very rarely wash my legs with anything other than water (no soap)


Am attending a £2,000 weekend camp with gourmet food and helping frank Turner write a new song


Starred in the Harry Potter films as whatever that one ginger kid is called


idgaf i’m too punk


hey guys let’s talk about totally illegal punk things we did in as much detail as possible. #lovecrime #beingpunkisrad


I pick out boiling hot tea bags with my fingers


Stacy soloron


Once put some closed-cup mushrooms through as onions at a self-service checkout.


Actually we can file that under just being strange


when the recipe says eg. 1 tsp cumin i always put in loads more than that


You’re helping the companies you corporate shill!


Almost never cross the road at the lights.


Just stand there