I am so punk that I:

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#1

please provide examples of how punk you are thank you


#2

i am so punk that i won’t click on the first few google search results that say “ad” next to them even if they go to the website i want, but will scroll down to one that doesn’t say “ad” in the belief that i am costing them money


#3

Often put vegetables and bakery items through tezzbots’ self-service as lower priced items


#4

sometimes I run out of shower gel and I use shampoo on my (sexy) body as well as my hair


#5

What? You’ll cost them money if you click the ads, not the other way round.


#6

Do any of you have full punk licences? I’d tread carefully here before you get into trouble with the law.


#7

Am middle class but try to make up with it by surrounding myself with counterculture.


#8

Very rarely wash my legs with anything other than water (no soap)


#9

Am attending a £2,000 weekend camp with gourmet food and helping frank Turner write a new song


#10

Starred in the Harry Potter films as whatever that one ginger kid is called


#11

idgaf i’m too punk


#12

hey guys let’s talk about totally illegal punk things we did in as much detail as possible. #lovecrime #beingpunkisrad


#13

I pick out boiling hot tea bags with my fingers


#14

Stacy soloron


#15

Once put some closed-cup mushrooms through as onions at a self-service checkout.


#16

Actually we can file that under just being strange


#17

when the recipe says eg. 1 tsp cumin i always put in loads more than that


#18

You’re helping the companies you corporate shill!


#19

Almost never cross the road at the lights.


#20

Just stand there