I am so punk that I:



So bleak.

I mean, it’s starting on the back foot because what the fuck even is seitan, but jeez, that is a burger of infinite sadness.


One of my passwords at work has got a swear word in it


Just even as a basic thing, i’m paying like £10 for this burger, how dare you give me a BROWN avocado. I was livid at that alone let alone the other shit.


Old Blue Last
£5 / £4 NUS


Sometimes I don’t change my bedding each week


fucking hell :smile: which one was it at? every one of their food places seems to shut down every month and try a totally different tack


i’ve had seitan burritos / fajitas that have been amazing

also loads of it in the US of A in chinese places, a lot more popular over there. they use it as fake duck. :duck:


Hail seitan :metal:


You’re going to be so disappointed to find out what the burger is called on the BrewDog menu.


Seitan on the 'Dog of the Bay?


Mainstream burger for capitalists?


“wheat gluten patty on bread roll”


just started eating my lunch even though it’s not 12 yet


regularly play in punk bands


never seen or read any harry potter


I’m about to eat vegetable soup that is two days past its use-by date

Monday Lunch

I’ve never even heard of it


deleted my Facebook app from my phone the other day

But I still go on it using a web browser…and I still have the Messenger app installed


once drunk a brewdog beer.


…put an extra item into the ‘Four Kids Meal Items’ bag at our recent visit to a National Trust property. It was a Babybel, thanks for asking.