I bet acorn-fed pigs are proper Tories

[jordan_229]

[Unlucky]

All Tories are pigs.
All pigs are not Tories.

[silentcommand]

Insert gammon joke.

[shrewbie]

[the_ravens]

Dave has an acorn penis

[thesewoodenideas]

@silentcommand

Insert gammon joke.

Is that what Dave calls his penis?

[Icarus-Smicarus]

Beef burger fed swans

[thesewoodenideas]

Peasant-fed Pheasants