I bet if all the artworks were stolen from a gallery

The police officer obstructing public access to the crime scene would have a right fun day saying “there’s nothing to see here”

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Really good point, one I hadn’t considered before. Thanks for sharing.

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No problem

I love making wry observations such as these and have done since a young age.

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I bet if it was a door shop that was robbed (of all the doors) he* would say “It’s an open and shut case” and piss himself laughing.

*or she.

But yours is better obviously.

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This joke could win awards. (Sorry if not a joke)

Defund the police

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do you think a forensic scientist reconstructing a bank robbery would ever use the term “money shot”?

Yeah, route the savings to save live venues so this former cop has a place to hone their remarkable comedy stylings

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