The police officer obstructing public access to the crime scene would have a right fun day saying “there’s nothing to see here”
Really good point, one I hadn’t considered before. Thanks for sharing.
I love making wry observations such as these and have done since a young age.
I bet if it was a door shop that was robbed (of all the doors) he* would say “It’s an open and shut case” and piss himself laughing.
But yours is better obviously.
This joke could win awards. (Sorry if not a joke)
Defund the police
do you think a forensic scientist reconstructing a bank robbery would ever use the term “money shot”?
Yeah, route the savings to save live venues so this former cop has a place to hone their remarkable comedy stylings