I bought a tarpaulin

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#1

I never thought the day would come when I bought one. But it has come and it has passed.

Have you bought anything that you thought you would never buy?


#2

Haven’t seen Tom Paulin about for a while.


#3

what’s the tarp for, man?


#4

Looking forward to finding out that tarps are tory in a minute.


#5

I can’t tell you that.


#6

wonder if there’s someone called Pauline that sells tarpaulin.

what do you think?


#7

fair enough. tarp talk can get real ugly


#8

Do you remember when Tom Paulin was famous enough that they were taking the piss out of him on the Alistair McGowan show?


#9

Need to buy a washer at some point, I never thought I’d buy a washer.


#10

plastic so obviously tory. if you were proper working class you’d just sit in the dirt.


#11

Does the late review still exist? Always used to watch that shit.


#12

like for a nut and bolt


#13

Yeah (for a shower hose specifically in this instance)


#14

I don’t think so, or if it does, in very minimised form.

Once I remember Bonnie Greer talking about why Radiohead and Dashboard Confessional were great bands of the age.


#15

Tarps are not tory.

I bought one to cover my bike after the car cover I was using finally gave up the ghost.


#16

bought a massive tub of grease a couple of months ago

never thought i’d be doing that


#17

Have you never cooked anything before?


#18

I couldn’t tell where the poltergeist in my house was so I threw a plastic sheet over it. that’s when my tarpaulin gave up the ghost.

what am I even doing with my life honest to god


#19

never

(it was copper grease)


#20

Grease made of copper, or grease for applying to copper?