I came up with a joke


#1

A man came into my private eye office yesterday and asked me to help him find his work bag.

Turned out he’d just left it at home.

It was a brief case.


#2
  • :smiley:
  • :frowning:
  • :expressionless:

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#4

I thought I’d made up a joke about South African’s and feta cheese, but turns out its very famous already.


#5

stewart lee?


#7

Yup, that’s nacho joke


#8

What did John Fashanu say when he sat in front of the warm open fire with blankets and soft furnishings?

A- Hyyge!


#9

thewza is going to be so angry with you


#10

This guy? I got a free ticket to see him once, it was ok for a monday evening. I wouldn’t’ve paid. Also turns out he is a hardcore christian and has some religious comedy thing he does on the side too.


#11

I had to read that three times before clicking that you’d said my private eye office, not the private eye office. Was searching for a Hislop related punchline


#12

even for a comedian headshot, that’s very irritating


#13

The private eye bit was a last minute addition, but you need to someone get in the idea that it’s a case - so police, PI, detective or something. It needs work, I admit.


#14

All of his photos were of him pulling a stupid face and wearing a hawaian shirt. Just try googling Milton Jones and see what I mean.


#16

"A man asked me to help him find his work bag.

Turned out he’d left it at home.

It was a brief case.

PS: I am a detective."


#17

Maybe you would change your mind if you tried some of his Jesus standup?

(Loathe him more)


#19

He’s one of the reasons I find Radio 4’s claim to be the “home of radio comedy” the funniest thing about Radio 4’s comedy


#20

At least he can’t pull those faces, and you can’t see his shirt on radio.


#21

Needs work.

And a terrible comedy shirt.


#22

always feel pretty sorry for him


#23

hyg?


#24

no of course not, isn’t he like an American and also an author or something?