I Can't Feel Myspace When I'm With You


The First Orkut Is The Deepest


Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, don’t let nothin’ hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you
I’m the Scatman

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Ah shaddap ya facebook


Love Me Tinder


Anything by Inta-gram Parsons


Hey Friendster, hey hey Friendster!


or Nat King Coal Talk


Grindrman: “No pussy blues”.


Boy Meets Girl - Waiting For A NapStar To Fall


LinkedIn Park


Tenuous, but

GABba Gabba Hey


Q: Are we not men? A: We are Bebo!


Well, since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell
Down at the end of Lonely Street in Habbo Hotel


Ello? Is it me you’re looking for?

(Unlikely given no one has mentioned ello yet, but I still get emails from them.)


UB40 - Red Red Vine


Twitter and Trauma - Giffy Clyro


I was just trying to think of something with Glitter in it for that exact pun, all I could come up with was Gary. Not really suitable!


whatsapp coming over the hill is it a monster is it a monster


Don’t touch me I’m a real LimeWire
Psycho Killer etc


Oh-oh I-I woah-oh I’m still a live journal