I feel like he collaborated with Justin Beiber at some point.

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Yeah a bit

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I’m pleased for you, son

thanks daddy (not in a sexy way)

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maybe just watching gay porn or whatever

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Just googled that. Everyone does look like they are having a very nice time! Lots of happy faces.

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One thing that leaves me cold is someone spitting on your knob while having a go on it. Never happened to me, but if I see it in a nude video I’m like “not on my knob you don’t!”

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Really like this to be honest

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Don’t understand why there isn’t more happy porn. Why is all the sex so angry? I guess it’s the male gaze and misogyny, but can’t people having a nice time be a thing?

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Ooh, not for me.

“Gob on me knob, love”

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Watching Cabaret - so many stockings and thigh highs

I’ll be in my bunk

Also mad tunes, fucking great musical

I mean, imagine the reverse.

You’re going down on a nudey lady and you veer away about a foot or so and hack a greener on her fanny

My fantasies have no room for quality art or emotional engagement!

I wouldn’t particularly ask for it but if she wants to I’m into it

I feel there’s a difference between saliva and a greeny

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Take it to the Matrix thread?

Indie pr0n is like the opposite of indie music in that it tends to be way happier than its mainstream counterpart

I’ve heard

From articles

That I read by accident

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Dunno, 9 Songs was shite

God I’d go some sex

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