Really like this to be honest

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Don’t understand why there isn’t more happy porn. Why is all the sex so angry? I guess it’s the male gaze and misogyny, but can’t people having a nice time be a thing?

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Ooh, not for me.

“Gob on me knob, love”

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Watching Cabaret - so many stockings and thigh highs

I’ll be in my bunk

Also mad tunes, fucking great musical

I mean, imagine the reverse.

You’re going down on a nudey lady and you veer away about a foot or so and hack a greener on her fanny

My fantasies have no room for quality art or emotional engagement!

I wouldn’t particularly ask for it but if she wants to I’m into it

I feel there’s a difference between saliva and a greeny

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Take it to the Matrix thread?

Indie pr0n is like the opposite of indie music in that it tends to be way happier than its mainstream counterpart

I’ve heard

From articles

That I read by accident

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Dunno, 9 Songs was shite

God I’d go some sex

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It’s the least helpful thought in the world to have

Yet so common

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Used to be a good option for a waz when I shared my mums laptop and didn’t want any porn site viruses to get on it. For all she knew I was just watching a film

Far too humid.

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Can’t believe I didn’t realise yesterday this was the filth thread.

I miss filth so much. Desperate for some in person filth, especially with the weather like this.

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All fetishes are boring as fuck

What about the concept of endless re-farts? Nothing boring about that

necrophilia is dead boring but incest is only relatively boring