You don’t have to!

Some folks will never suck on toes but then again some folks’ll

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PHEW

I’d do it if my partner really wanted me to, tbh

That’s Cletus the suck-toed yokel

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Remember when filth threads used to be sexy/mischievous?

Nope, me either…

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Wish I was into feet. Feels like there’s a lot of #content that serves that particular fetish.

But I’m not.

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@epimer I can see you typing. Stop.

Oh, it’s not a rubbish joke. As you were.

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it’s very warm today and I’m mostly undressed

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Same.

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Whereas despite the humidity, I’m wearing a lovely brown jumper.

Well now I’m wishing I was into being humiliated.

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Sort of related subthread, but does anyone have any stories about how they learned what a certain sex act was? Pervo’s post has reminded me of the time when I was in year 10 and a vaguely skeezy kid was showing us a video on his phone in our form room. I couldn’t figure out was was happening (phone video technology wasn’t great back then) but I got the gist that it was something pornish. Then this kid called Sean who had the EXACT voice of Jeremy Clarkson leaned in and bellowed “FNYAR HAHAHAHA… CREEEEEAAAAAMMMMM PIE!”. Safe to say that one never really appealed after that.

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…and nothing else

I’m in the office. Wish I could get naked.

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You’re right, no shirt! Hot sexy renegade that I am

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It would definitely make posting on DiS sexier for you

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unbutton your shirt a bit whilst at your desk, just a button below what is acceptable

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I miss intense, languid foreplay on a hot summer day with someone you really really fancy and think is really fit. I miss ball-slapping sex. I miss cuddles and chat afterwards. Might be months before I can indulge again :frowning: there might be ups and downs of cohabiting with a partner but at least you could be shagging whenever you fancied in theory and aren’t basically consigned to getting cobwebs in your pudenda for a whole year.

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I only have a tshirt on (well, as well as shoes, socks, trousers and boxers). No dress code now.

I’m feeling good about my bum, ngl

think it’s looking very shapely

also my back

hbu?

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