#41

Word…

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#42

This is the best word for describing bums and penises. There’s just nothing like a shapely penis

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#43

Got a friend who’s a sex worker and she loves the guys with foot fetishes - minimal effort and they love tipping for it.

I’m also in the completely don’t understand the appeal camp, but good luck to those that do

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#44

that’s a damn shame

are you allowed to wear breezy shorts?

I always feel low-key sexy these days out on my bike with my legs out

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#45

Related, I remember arguing till I was blue in the face with my younger brother who, aged about 11, insisted that “blow job” meant “fart” and would not be told otherwise.

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#46

:smiley: you reckon?

I am very happy with my shapeliness, in all aspects

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#47

I found out what 69ing was after I tried to set up a school magazine on PowerPoint (lol) as a year 7 (lol) called Hawaii 69 (it sounded good in my 11 y/o head :frowning: ) and the mean girls mocked me relentlessly and then told me what 69ing was. Then they ruined the file :frowning:

(Actually set up an online school magazine in sixth form and it was acclaimed and NOT named after mutual oral sex)

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#48

Definitely!!! By talking incessantly about my ex’s shapely peen I’ve made it a really popular phrase among my friends.

A shapely bum is excellent too. I have quite a large bum, it looks good in clothes but regrettably not good out of them.

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#49

We have an air conditioner in the bedroom…

It’s good.

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#50

my take on this is that if a bum is the bum of the person I fancy, I like their bum because it’s theirs

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#51

Yeah, I don’t like any body part on its own. Its the person that makes the body part, rather than t’other on its own.

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#52

Butt preference (anon)

  • Muscular / sculpted
  • Small
  • Medium
  • Big (cannot lie)

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#53

One of my friends dreams of finding someone with a bum so sculpted that it “has corners”.

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#54

medium bum

#55

What acorn said.

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#56

intermediate

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#57

Might start selling foot pics, mine are quite unassuming (9) and unhairy, reckon people will be into that

#58

i’ve got my air conditioner on, lowered the temperature by abuot 2 degrees, definitely worth the £300

#59

Pal of mine sold his socks to a banker type in Liverpool St for £25, only prerequisite was he had to take them off in front of the guy to prove he’d walked in them. Then off the dude went, presumably for a public toilet sock wank.

#60

Kind of wish I cared about anything in life as much as that man cares about dirty socks, tbh.

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