#82

We’re thinking about getting a water butt

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#83

oh hell

#84

I once when I was a teenager in the throes of puberty got a stiffie so strong from the vibration of a diesel class 156 sprinter train that I had to miss my stop and stand in the gangway till it dissapated.

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#85

I was defeated you won the war

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#86

True to brand

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#87

Sex

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#88

Anyone done any exploring of their sexuality lately?

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#89

No but I had quite a lot before lockdown.

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#90

Nothing quite like being on the bus with your friends and getting to your stop, which they know is your stop, and being like, “Oh, I’m just going to stay on the bus for a bit. It’s really nice on the bus, you guys go ahead.”

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#91

There’s a bit near the back of buses that vibrates really hard all the time. I sometimes sit there for a bit of excitement. Buses are incredibly unsexy and unappealing but, you know, vibrations are vibrations. Got to take them where you can.

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#92

-insert low effort beach boys pun here-

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#93

This isn’t particularly sexy really but it’s too sexy for the daily thread.
Anywho, I dunno if it’s cause it’s a small cubicle but I never seem to do a decent job of shaving my legs in the shower. So I’ve taken to moving a small chair thing I have into my kitchen, filling up a bowl with warm water, popping a tea towel down on the floor, lathering my legs up and shaving them sat in the kitchen and I have to say it’s great. I make an event of it, pour a wine, put some music on, and really get into it. I do a cracking job as well cause I’m not rushing. It’s nice. Feel like a Victorian barber.

Also, probs much more efficient water wise

#94

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Look at my tan line ffs, dickhead

#95

No, have you?

#96

butts

#97

That your penis?

#98

Part of it

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#99

My best friends have just said that my type is ‘neoliberal dad’ and I feel seen. Absolutely seen.

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#100

:wave:

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#101

Neo Dilf

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