Also reading that back it sounds like I shagged him. FYI I did not shag him.
Ok
WE LOVE YOU TEMAZEPAM!
Eat myself
He’s dead fictional
Don’t we all? Love a wee temz, so I do.
Does he just stand in a giant tub of paint and then dance around for a bit on a massive canvas?
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so what? he could given ten times that amount to charity and still be worth £194m
one hundred and ninety four million fucking pounds
MATE. I think you have missed my tongue being so far in my cheek it nearly went down my throat?..
yes, i quite possibly may have done that
That Mike Tyson quote is I guess from a different Mike Tyson?
Amazing
It’s from Mike Tyson the boxer. I mean, I assume they’re all faked or embellished.
No sorry, I was being deadpan but it never works in text, sorry: I realise it’s meant to be the famous Mike Tyson but it sounds utterly fabricated so I like the idea Flatley could whip out the, “Not that Mike Tyson obviously,” defence if challenged.
This top 10 has a Sting in the tail…
Is this because he was annoyed that everybody thinks Bez is the better dancer.
Appreciate the service the Sunday Times are doing publishing this every year so we know who’s first against the wall when the revolution comes
bit surprised Sting beats Queen
Baby boomers really are the worst generation.