I don't think I've ever met an only child who is anything other than a bit peculiar and borderline untrustworthy

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#1

#2

you need to get out more


#3

My gf is an only child. Genuinely think half the things she does that wind me up are #justonlychildthings


#4

would have put money on this being a barleysugar thread


#5

do you ever wonder what it would be like to have a younger or older sibling to bounce off?


#6

I did?


#7

*do


#8

that’s a shame


#9

are they still in the cupboard?


#10

Funny you should mention that - my sister STILL goes on about the time(s) I locked her in the cupboard. Top older brother bants.


#11

Nah. We’re a great bunch o’ childs.


#12

ahahahahahahahahahaha


#13

just stick em in a bowl of rice


#14

Not sure ive met anyone that isn’t


#15

I’m an only child and i’m great


#16

So we’ve got @safebruv and @saps so far. That’s one-all I guess.


#17

What is your hypothesis here, that siblings are needed to gain better social skills, or that these people were like it as children and it put parents off having another?


#18

Potential beeves sub-thread:

Guess which DiSers are an only child:

  • Punkasaur
  • PinkyBrain

#19

I’m the son of, and the father of an only child.


#20

Time travel?