I find it funny when...

…people are known by their job/trade.

Dave the Paint
Sparky Mike
Jimmy the Tile
Taxi Rob

Give me some other examples…

2 Likes

I have a pal who is a plumber and I tried to make (their name) ‘the Drip’ take off, but it didn’t sadly.

6 Likes

don’t think i know any

2 Likes

My de facto father in law gets visited every Tuesday by a man from Grimsby called Gary the Fish.

2 Likes

At work we get logs off Brian Logs

Last time I saw him he was moaning about ‘fucking morons asking me about seasoned logs and all that crap, these modern men wouldn’t know one end of an axe from the other’.

2 Likes

I’m Dr Epimer the Twat but it’s not clear if it’s related

2 Likes

James Cleverly

I don’t think he’s anything to do with terrestrial gastropods, but there’s some vaguely relation in my wife’s family who known as Brian the Snail who crops up in conversation from time to time and it makes me laugh every time he is mentioned.

Does he look like this?

image

Never met him, so maybe.

Notable urologist, Mr Burns-Cox
https://www.nhs.uk/profiles/consultant/3475906

7 Likes

Knickerless, too

1 Like

Hoo boy, that’s a good one for an alphabetical surname-ordered register

1 Like

Army Dave

Protect Accountant Pete

andy spreadsheets

The Actor Kevin Eldon

3 Likes

Laura the claims adjustor

MC Hammer

2 Likes

Jason Fish

He is a fishmonger and also a keen fisherman.
His insta page is entirely pictures of him holding sea bass

1 Like