My de facto father in law gets visited every Tuesday by a man from Grimsby called Gary the Fish.
At work we get logs off Brian Logs
Last time I saw him he was moaning about ‘fucking morons asking me about seasoned logs and all that crap, these modern men wouldn’t know one end of an axe from the other’.
I’m Dr Epimer the Twat but it’s not clear if it’s related
James Cleverly
I don’t think he’s anything to do with terrestrial gastropods, but there’s some vaguely relation in my wife’s family who known as Brian the Snail who crops up in conversation from time to time and it makes me laugh every time he is mentioned.
Does he look like this?
Never met him, so maybe.
Notable urologist, Mr Burns-Cox
Knickerless, too
Hoo boy, that’s a good one for an alphabetical surname-ordered register
Army Dave
Protect Accountant Pete
andy spreadsheets
The Actor Kevin Eldon
Laura the claims adjustor
MC Hammer
Jason Fish
He is a fishmonger and also a keen fisherman. His insta page is entirely pictures of him holding sea bass
Chippy Kev
Pat Butcher
Pam the Jam