#7

James Cleverly

#9

I don’t think he’s anything to do with terrestrial gastropods, but there’s some vaguely relation in my wife’s family who known as Brian the Snail who crops up in conversation from time to time and it makes me laugh every time he is mentioned.

#10

Does he look like this?

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#11

Never met him, so maybe.

#12

Notable urologist, Mr Burns-Cox

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#13

Knickerless, too

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#14

Hoo boy, that’s a good one for an alphabetical surname-ordered register

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#15

Army Dave

#16

Protect Accountant Pete

#17

andy spreadsheets

#18

The Actor Kevin Eldon

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#19

Laura the claims adjustor

#20

MC Hammer

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#21

Jason Fish

He is a fishmonger and also a keen fisherman.
His insta page is entirely pictures of him holding sea bass

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#22

Chippy Kev

#23

Pat Butcher

#24

Pam the Jam

#25

Steven Caulker

#26

I fucking love caulking. Is it possible to make a career out of it?

#27

He was Unheralded Actor Kevin Eldon for ages, particularly in the run up to him getting his own show. Then he went back to being Actor Kevin Eldon when his show turned out to be rubbish.