I find it really hard to accept that this is a real animal

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Seriously, how is this not a puppet?

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Is this the one from Africa or another series that was a total dickhead to its kid? If so, cancelled. Stupid looking twat

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A shoebill walks into a bar, bartender says why the long face etc

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Hate it

but can it play the piano?

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Looks like he is just storing up all his internal anger and hatred at his current predicament to use for some later act of malevolence.

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I find it quite endearing.

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Apparently this is not a man in a suit

Sometimes I wonder if people look at British wildlife with the same awe and wonder I look at animals from other countries.

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Cute, but is it just me who gets the absolute fear that the bird’s going to open its (huge) mouth and let out the most terrifying, loud, gateway-to-hell noise?

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They’re old as dirt aren’t they, practically dinosaurs.

People flock from across the world to come and look at our… err… hedgehogs and newts.

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The Creation, 5 gazillion BC

Exhausted teenage intern: Sir, we’ve got these big beaver-like creatures, but we need to give them a distinguishing feature that sets them apart from your run-of-the-mill beavers, whilst respecting their lineage. What do you suggest?
God: It’s obvious. A name like “coy poo” and MASSIVE UNNECCESSARY ORANGE TEETH

O
FUCK
OFF

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@yesiamaduck It might well have been asked before, but which one of these ducks are you?

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sweats

Eurasian Teal Duck of course

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