Yeah I get it
Well you can stop fucking getting it on a train
Hahahahaha
I don’t really like it
Embrace it. Once you embrace it you understand it.
I used to think I didn’t like it but then you realise it has a unique flavour profile
overly smoked salmon is absolute pish.
i like, i fucking adore, a gently smoked salmon.
you got on the fucking train with a foil tray of smoked salmon mate? fuck me.
have a look at the tray, at your face, and see
# HOW MUCH OF A LEGEND YOU ARE
honestly, its mostly about the saltiness, mouthfeel and relative lack of fishy taste.
you put that inbetween two slices of bread and fuuuu
The mouthfeel is slimy
ehhhh, okay I agree.
but with good quality smoked salmon, it’s fucking overwhelmingly buttery and lovely.
One of the great doings here. Perfect.
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One of life’s greatest pleasures, smoked salmon. Loved it since I was a kid. Eating some right now in fact.
Salmon is comfortably the best fish, and we’re fortunate that it’s not priced like tuna steaks or lobster or whatever
Is that the one that looks really red (and costs a bit more)?
My smoked salmon anecdote:
Was working in the kitchens at a tech company and they had a huge amount of leftover smoked salmon that they were just going to biff. So I was merrily helping myself whilst doing the washing up, cos what a bloody waste. Then the head chef saw me and and shouted at me so bloody much it was frightening.
I never knew this
Can’t believe how different it looks. It’s a reet ugly bastard
What were they angry about?
Who knows with chefs. But I think he was claiming it was hygiene related? Probably just enjoying yelling at a teenager though
Fuming at it going to waste/buying too much and took their rage at that out on you for enjoying eating it