I "get" smoked salmon now

Yeah I get it

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Well you can stop fucking getting it on a train

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Hahahahaha

I don’t really like it

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Embrace it. Once you embrace it you understand it.

I used to think I didn’t like it but then you realise it has a unique flavour profile

overly smoked salmon is absolute pish.

i like, i fucking adore, a gently smoked salmon.

you got on the fucking train with a foil tray of smoked salmon mate? fuck me.

have a look at the tray, at your face, and see

# HOW MUCH OF A LEGEND YOU ARE

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honestly, its mostly about the saltiness, mouthfeel and relative lack of fishy taste.

you put that inbetween two slices of bread and fuuuu

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The mouthfeel is slimy

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ehhhh, okay I agree.

but with good quality smoked salmon, it’s fucking overwhelmingly buttery and lovely.

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One of the great doings here. Perfect.

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One of life’s greatest pleasures, smoked salmon. Loved it since I was a kid. Eating some right now in fact.

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Salmon is comfortably the best fish, and we’re fortunate that it’s not priced like tuna steaks or lobster or whatever

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Is that the one that looks really red (and costs a bit more)?

My smoked salmon anecdote:

Was working in the kitchens at a tech company and they had a huge amount of leftover smoked salmon that they were just going to biff. So I was merrily helping myself whilst doing the washing up, cos what a bloody waste. Then the head chef saw me and and shouted at me so bloody much it was frightening.

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I never knew this

Can’t believe how different it looks. It’s a reet ugly bastard

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What were they angry about?

Who knows with chefs. But I think he was claiming it was hygiene related? Probably just enjoying yelling at a teenager though

Fuming at it going to waste/buying too much and took their rage at that out on you for enjoying eating it

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