I had a dream about a horse

it was a nightmare

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A lovely horse in the field?

Sure, why not

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I don’t wake up until 9!

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Aye, thats the nightmare

Do ducks dream of electric horse

Neigh

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Why the long face?

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I bumped into a horse - i apologised - he said neigh bother

But doctor, I am the horse

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This is a horse who could dominate anyone’s dreams

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What was the mane aspect of the dream?

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Was the horse threatened with having to see Paddy McGuinness?

mangoes in a bar
it’s like a tropical beach bar I guess

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The best looking boys are taken…

Thinking of opening a Pavement-themed cake shop

Going to call it, ‘In The Mouth, A Dessert’

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