I hate mirror carp

Overfed on boilies in stagnant ponds. Boring cunts fish for them.

State of this

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Picture of some lad holding a carp

Oh right, there. Cheers.

I mean, you say you hate them, but it’s probably envy innit. Never having to worry for food, just growing big and fat in a pond and posing for the occasional photo. That’s the life.

So put another dime in the jukebox, baby

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I’m putting them on notice

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Carpe diem

Fish of the day!

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