I hate mirror carp

[barleysugar]

Overfed on boilies in stagnant ponds. Boring cunts fish for them.

State of this

Heather the Leather

[barleysugar]

Picture of some lad holding a carp

Oh right, there. Cheers.

[Murder]

I mean, you say you hate them, but it’s probably envy innit. Never having to worry for food, just growing big and fat in a pond and posing for the occasional photo. That’s the life.

[anon29201599]

So put another dime in the jukebox, baby

[drastic_measures]

I’m putting them on notice

[paidinfull]

Carpe diem

[anon29201599]

Fish of the day!