#9

And less romantic

#10

Take her from the dizzy emotion of romance to the plummeting low of seediness in one foul swoop

#11

That’s the other usage of “doing an epimer”.

#12

Why don’t you just take her for dinner or something?

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#14

We do go to dinner, but how many restaurants are romantic these days? I think the TV would find a dinner more romantic if we made an occasion of it and got dressed up, I’m more practical, its about the grub for me. I’m not sure what romantic is, is it an emotion/feeling or a style?

#15

Romance is being there every day, come rain or shine. It’s all the little things you do to make each others’ lives better in tiny incremental ways. It’s taking their needs into account with everything you do and every decision you make, and never ever making a fuss about it.

All the other shit is made up by the big silver ribbon corporations to con you out of your hard-earned cash, maaaaan.

#16

I’m not sure what romance is really.

For me I think romance is letting me have heating on when i say i’m cold. Doesn’t happen often AT ALL.

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#17

you should genuinely go for tying a silver ribbon around your genitals

if it works it would be incredible, if it doesn’t work it would still be incredible

what’s not to like!?

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#18
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#19

Not really into threesomes, personally.

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#20

yeah, yeah I tried that but that’s not going to cut in the real world you need something quantifiable occasionally

#21

Bit needy.

#22

do it - it’s a great idea

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#23

It could work and be a well appreciated romantic gesture… but you could lose about 50p on buying a bit of ribbon. I’d leave it.

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#24

More worryingly no one has guessed the book, I am sure someone must have read it, and if not one of you guys cant remember it from the book there is a high chance she might see the ribbon on lying on the bed and put it in thee bin! An awful omen!

#25

We only read Infinite Jest round these parts m8

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#26

Is it Dave Mustaine: A Life in Metal?

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#27

gravity’s rainbow?

#28

Its ‘Black water lilies’ !!! Its fairly popular at the moment one of you must have read it

#29

not on bookbook, mate.