I was talking about the weird novelty condoms they used to sell in vending machines in pub toilets, that looked like they had been there since 1982 and had disclaimers that they were for novelty purposes only and not contraception. My friend wanted a picture, and I found this Dutch novelty condom site.
Sorry, I needed to share the horror.
https://condomerie.com/funcondooms.html?___from_store=spaans&___store=english
Went to a shop in… Vietnam, I think, where they had all these types of condoms, it was horrible and upsetting
Bought one that looked like a monkey
(never used it)
Have you felt eternally cursed since then?
There must be people who sit around painting these all day. Imagine if that was your job.
I have but that’s nothing to do with my purchase
i have a picture of the store from when i was in Amsterdam! no comedy ones here though
It says “Simpson lookalike” but I’m seeing yellow Mr Blobby
D’ohphylactic.
The Farage special
The most horrible mental image I’ve had in a while.
I’ve abandoned the most horrific reply to this twice now.
I’ve got one about the imagery of him trying to put it on but I’ve decided the world is better off without it
Revenge
Might get that as a birthday treat for Dr Mrs Epimer, thanks!
“Darling, Blathers wants to give you a special birthday message”
I am not responsible for the destruction of your entire life
Finally, one that fits.
