I have never



i have because i was forced to, didn’t really enjoy it


I have never broken a bone:

  • Oooooooof (I have not)
  • Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh (I have)

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I feel I would be doing it a massive disservice by going for the ‘overrated and boring af’ option though, having not seen any of it. I’ll have to abstain.



I have never had a tatt;

  • I’m a sailor / HGV driver (yes)
  • I’m beautiful enough already (no)

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Watched the original Star Wars trilogy:

  • May the Force be With You!
  • The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He’s got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father’s a robot and he’s fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They’re all made of fucking lego.

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Been stung by a bee or a wasp

  • Buzz off! (I have)
  • Whats the deal with bees?! (i have not)

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Stung me on the bottom :blush: :bee:


I have not


I fell over on a wasp once and it stung me in it’s last moment, the cunt!


It crawled up my trouser leg :scream: From that day whenever I’m out and about in the countryside I tuck my trousers into my socks. Haha!!



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I have not, but I intend to get one ASAP.


Answered all but the ones about Godfather and GBU as I haven’t seen either.


Ground your own beans

  • Yes as I prefer burr-illiant coffee
  • CWBAFT (no)

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Played a game of Cards Against Humanity

  • Absolutely top, top, maximal banter
  • Played it unwillingly, didn’t enjoy it
  • Shit non-game for pricks

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maybe forced isn’t the right word, but I definitely didn’t want to grind those beans.


Fell over while running for a bus

  • Yes :sob:
  • No :expressionless:

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