i have because i was forced to, didn’t really enjoy it
I have never broken a bone:
- Oooooooof (I have not)
- Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh (I have)
I feel I would be doing it a massive disservice by going for the ‘overrated and boring af’ option though, having not seen any of it. I’ll have to abstain.
I have never had a tatt;
- I’m a sailor / HGV driver (yes)
- I’m beautiful enough already (no)
Watched the original Star Wars trilogy:
- May the Force be With You!
- The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He’s got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father’s a robot and he’s fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They’re all made of fucking lego.
Been stung by a bee or a wasp
- Buzz off! (I have)
- Whats the deal with bees?! (i have not)
Stung me on the bottom
I have not
I fell over on a wasp once and it stung me in it’s last moment, the cunt!
It crawled up my trouser leg From that day whenever I’m out and about in the countryside I tuck my trousers into my socks. Haha!!
this thread is fun, do more!
I have not, but I intend to get one ASAP.
Answered all but the ones about Godfather and GBU as I haven’t seen either.
Ground your own beans
- Yes as I prefer burr-illiant coffee
- CWBAFT (no)
Played a game of Cards Against Humanity
- Absolutely top, top, maximal banter
- Played it unwillingly, didn’t enjoy it
- Shit non-game for pricks
maybe forced isn’t the right word, but I definitely didn’t want to grind those beans.
Fell over while running for a bus