#744
  • I have said “honey, I’m home!” to my significant other
  • I have never said “honey, I’m home!” to my significant other

0 voters

#745
  • I have asked a shop assistant to help me by getting something down from a high shelf
  • I have never asked a shop assistant to help me by getting something down from a high shelf

0 voters

#746

Oftentimes people ask me this in shops other than the one I work in.

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#747

In a homemade Yoda getup, of all things!

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#748

Serves you right for being so nice

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#749

Every single time it happens I’m tempted to just put the thing in my own trolley and walk off.

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#750

My colleague, who previously worked in a shop where richard osman sometimes shopped, once saw a shorter customer ask richard osman to get something off a high shelf for them, and he responded with “only if you get me one of those from the bottom shelf there”. Then he (my colleague) later saw richard osman on tv saying that that’s what he does when he gets asked to get stuff off high shelves.

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#751

Pretend to put it in your trolley then go waaaaayyyy and give it them

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#752
  • I have tried to hide somewhere too small in a game of hide and seek and got stuck
  • I have never tried to hide somewhere too small in a game of hide and seek and got stuck

0 voters

#753
  • I have caused a spillage in a supermarket
  • I have never caused a spillage in a supermarket

0 voters

#754
  • I have been the person who puts a stamp on the back of your hand at a gig
  • I have never been the person who puts a stamp on the back of your hand at a gig

0 voters

#755

Bam your ability to conjure up hundreds of minor life experiences staggers me

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#756

I find it quite cheering to think about all the stupid little experience I have or haven’t done, what a rich life!

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#757
  • I have cleaned bird poop off of a shed roof
  • I have never cleaned bird poop off of a shed roof

0 voters

#758
  • I have sharpened a knife
  • I have never sharpened a knife

0 voters

#759
  • I have watched the hands of a clock constantly for at least 5 minutes
  • I have never watched the hands of a clock constantly for at least 5 minutes

0 voters

#760
  • I have had to sit on the prickly mat in junior school after being naughty
  • I have never had to sit on the prickly mat in junior school after being naughty

0 voters

#761
  • I have forgotten the name of something only for it to come to me in the middle of the night
  • I have never forgotten the name of something only for it to come to me in the middle of the night

0 voters

#762
  • I have had a recurring dream but woke up unsure if it was just the nature of the dream to appear recurring
  • I have never had a recurring dream but woke up unsure if it was just the nature of the dream to appear recurring

0 voters

#763

Please sharpen your knives Bam.

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