I haven't really worked this into a thread yet

but you know you get some people who always get the best seat in a restaurant or pub, looking out into the throng or at the view.

Absolute fucking twats, aren’t they?

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Why are you following people around like this?

Can’t say I’ve noticed that phenomenon.

Hey, I don’t complain about your hobbies.

Maybe it is you that is the problem?

Not a thing

You’re really lashing out today.

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↑ the problem

Any time that people get better service than me either by simple good luck or being able to somehow able to game the system - I want those people removed from existence.

AIBU?

edit : I think I’m agreeing with you balonz, despite your earlier cruelty

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I think I prefer to have my back to a wall like a cornered rat. But I don’t really care… however I have noticed people sprinting for the best seats. Being a large man I usually look for what would provide me the most space.

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That’s right by the door. Enjoy the draft you fucking idiot!

i thought this was the door

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What the fuck is that in the bottom left then.

no idea but i don’t care to look at it

Which shitter would you shit in?

It’s clearly this one

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The restaurant person takes you to a table, you don’t get to choose