I just got sent


#1

via whatsapp, a 30 second video of a naan bread on a turntable playing a bhangra song. This is from my mother’s partner.


#2

Can this be real?


#3

My Dad called me on Whatsapp a few months back.

He said “I’m calling you on Whatsapp”. I said “I know”.


#4

This has given me an idea for a thread


#5

Sounds like something MPBH would do


#6

Do you need my Dad to sign up?


#7

To be fair they would probably get on.


#8

This is like when mum used to phone me on my mobile and seemed surprised I knew it was her calling.


#9

So are you implying your stepdad is a bit racist?


#10

He is NOT my stepdad and yes he is and a massive penis to boot. One redeeming feature is that the kids love playing with him.


#11

then what did he say


#12

Probably something about having had lunch in Southend.

I can’t remember, I’m afraid.


#13

Alright Lonzy.

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Touched a nerve


#14

Is this the thread about @Balonz and his racist stepdad that I saw advertised on Twitter?


#15

You what?

(NOT my stepdad)


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