People seriously underestimate how much more money there is in publishing/songwriting than in being a pop star per se.
Are those discs really heavy or is it the frame? They also look like they just robbed Eminem (as I remember him) to fuel some sort of creepy/life destroying habit. We know that middle finger is just a shield to hide behind man, get help!
this is FAKE NEWS. ed has actually installed these to keep paps off his property. let’s not lose our heads here fams.
If he wants rid of paps can’t he just give up inflicting his music on us and take a shitty office job?
sir he didn’t ask to be wealthy before the age of 40, who is the real victim
The complete recorded works of Ed Sheeran™ is playing at work and it’s just very upsetting having it beamed into my brain
Ed has had a baby. The name?
Lyra Antarctica Seaborn Sheeran
This name choice is genuinely more interesting than his entire music career
Probably wasn’t even born at sea
Top notch comment from a friend: Sounds like a boat
Arguably sinking to new depths of focus-grouped pop bilge
It’s alright, you were going to hear it absolutely everywhere you go for the next five years anyway
It’s awful but I am genuinely fascinated by this song. Don’t think I have heard anything so nakedly cynical.
My name’s Ed Sheeran and I’m here to say I’m bringing hip hop rapping to the isles UK I got my acoustic guitar gonna loop it up good Then invest in properties in your neighbourhood
Break it down!
I need your house It’s a buy out, see Or I’ll run it down in my JCB You can’t run And you can’t hide This JCB’s got guns inside
I liked whoever it was called him the Weekday
I am officially declaring the search for the sound of the summer OVER
Vampire Ed will die in the sun
He should’ve made the sound of winter
That’s not very good.
Sounds like a song from one of those youtube videos where they break down how its made and
It’s less awful than Galway Girl.
so is being stabbed in the genitals with a rusty fork
