I just needed to make you all aware

You can buy taco, Christmas, and other fancy cosies for your tortoise:

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I’m so happy this exists

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Do you not hibernate them over winter? Or is that optional?

isn’t it illegal to own a tortoise these days?

Political correctness gone mad

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I said the very same thing when I saw some for sale in a garden centre two weeks back.

(owning is fine I though just selling)

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You can’t, like, own a tortoise

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SO as long as you’ve STOLEN your tortoise its fine.

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https://www.squiresgardencentres.co.uk/pets-aquatics/tortoise/

in a sense, the tortoise owns you. in a sense.

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Once went up to a tortoise and was all like ‘teenage mutant hero… tortoise? HAHAHAHAHHA’ and he was toally owned

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this word is looking weird now

No price. If anything that’s just a sparse information page about tortoises.

Some people say toy toiss and I FUCKING HATE THEM

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I feel really honoured that Balonz is posting in my thread :,)

and the rest of you i guess

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if you don’t sell them for a price, you can’t be arrested taps nose

We used to have two tortoises Dingers. Speedy and Toddy. Speedy died when someone didn’t look after him properly when we went on our hols and I’m not sure what happened to Toddy.

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Criminal offence, is it? No sir, just a civil tortoise.

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That’s three

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Guys.

just gone for a stay at the toy-toiss farm, so I’d heard.