chris_is_cool?

He was chest explosions wasn’t he?

I don’t know but that sounds painful

Yeah, I had no idea what they were.

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generally try to avoid pain in my life, it’s why I’m out of shape I guess

How did he not get bored?

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Maybe he watched 10 and a half episodes of the hit HBO series Mad Men

That would only make things worse!

You need at least 14 episodes for something to happen.

Does this mean he went 8 hours without peeing?

For everyone else it’s Pancake Day but for him it’s Plank Ache day! Isn’t that right?

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Not necessarily

Not necessarily!

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that is right

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AHHHHH SUFFER

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Not necessarily!

He can take his planks and shrove them up his arse!

(necessarily)

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did you make this thread just for that joke

Genuinely no. Just happen to be a genius

spent 8hrs plonking

I can only think that’s the reason he stopped when he did. Once you’ve gone that long, surely you could keep going until you fell asleep.

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