I hate potatoes for this reason. Never buy the pricks.
A spud (apple of the earth, thanks gcse French) lasts fucking ages. As does its sweeter cousin
No it doesn’t you fucking prick!
Jesus fucking Christ mate
yes - and I have also had bottles of milk that have gone off before it was supposed to
what a crazy world eh?
You and Balonz really are a pair of dense cunts
Weird isn’t it
who buys those huge bags of spuds? - they just don’t last that long
Universal experience of buying a bag of bananas:
- first two: not ripe, hard as anything, tastes awful
- third: delightful, right texture, bursting with flavour
- last two: bruised, awful tasting mush
Twats like aggpass
there should be a word for how one’s mouth feels after eating an under ripe banana - it could be everyone’s new favourite that we bust out to show off at dinner parties and gallery opening drinks
- Day 1: don’t eat a banana
- Day 2: same as day 1
- Day 3: eat 6 bananas
- Day 4: buy new bag of banana’s
man tapping the side of his head meme
I don’t buy bagged fruit and veg because I don’t hate the planet
Not dissimilar to how your mouth feels after eating too much spinach
Man gets veg box one week, next week has a new high and mighty attitude.
I go to Mr sharp’s for fruit and veg otherwise. And I always bring my own bag
There’s pine mouth but that is different.
Mr Sharp thinks you’re a prick
He actually thinks I’m a very polite young man