I’m going to make you a roast dinner…

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Zap. You’re a roast dinner now.

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It’s your first day as a roast dinner, do you…

  • Get eaten
  • Get left to go cold and put in the bin
  • Get left to go cold then stored in the fridge as leftovers
  • Other (don’t specify)
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I am an evil roast dinner.

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A cleric had stumbled across the roast dinner and holds the secret to transform you back in to a human. How do you signal to them that you need help?

  • Don’t bother can’t be arsed
  • Arrange the plate so that the first letters of each item of food spell out H E L P (please specify what food you use)
  • Other (please specify in exhaustive detail)
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Your body is 60% water

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Baked beans

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And uncooked

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twisted evil roast dinner

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*celeriac

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Oooh I’ll become a nut loaf, steamed carrots, steamed broccoli, herby mash AND roasties (you heard), braised red cabbage, all swimming in lovely thick onion gravy please :yum:

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Can’t do gravy so you can have shrewbies degenerate baked beans instead.

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