I need to know how you all feel about something

eggs

#1

applying butter to bread with a bread knife or spoon.


Where's today's filth thread?
#2

What’s a bread spoon?


#3

Bread knife as in the knife used to cut the bread? That’s insane.

My gf uses a spoon sometimes and whilst I think its a bit odd it’s quite effective.


#4

Do this all the time. I’m ok with it.

EDIT : Bread knife - not spoon. I have some standards


#5

If I had no normal knives then I guess kneads must…


#6

Both are unacceptable.


#7

I think if you’ve got the correct knife available and you eschew it then I’m giving you the side-eye over this.


#8

yep

like this


#9

I think CG used to use a spoon


#10

Nobody has ever done that.


#11

I had to use a spoon to apply butter to some bread the other day. It was surprisingly satisfying mushing the butter and spreading it around with the back of the spoon. I don’t think I’d go out of my way to repeat the experience though.


#12

She doesn’t use the bread knife, but Mrs Fox has been known to butter bread with knives other than the butter knife*.

She also cuts cheese with knives that have serrated blades, rather than straight blades which irks me somewhat.

(* not actual butter knives, but a load of shit Asda Smartprice ‘eating’ knives that are only useful for butter.)


#13

I have seen (regular) evidence of it happening in my very own kitchen. I may have tried it as an experiment.


#14

I feel terrible about it.


#15

you’re best using the convex side with the spoon


#16

With the serrated edge!?


#17

more the tip than the serrated edge


#18

As if we didn’t already know he was a wrongun…


#19

did he use the convex or concave side?


#20

Don’t ask me, I didn’t live with him.