I too was flabbergasted to discover there was such a thing as a not very good chocolate covered coffee bean, (btw, @AQOS, if you’re reading this post, I’d stop. you’ll only regret it otherwise.). Everything about them checks out. They’re in date, the chocolate is nice enough, the packaging, while opened, looked sufficient and I know for a fact they were disappointing from the off. I think it might have just been a bad batch ‘o’ beans. I can’t think what else to attribute it to. I’ll finish them though. I’d hate them to go to waste.
Not sure I’m prepared to feed them to kids, but am intrigued to see, either footage of, or from a safe distance, what happens.