I have two but none of those zippy ones that you can retract and hook on things or have integrity to them.
One is my mum’s old knackered one from knitting, then I decided to treat myself to a minor upgrade, really really minor. No matter what I measure I never get it quite right somehow, love measuring things though, I feel like the ultimate feminist. That’s right, you thought you’d smash the patriarchy by talking truth to power? I thought I’d undermine it by acting like measuring a cabinet is a big deal.