I put my phone in the washing machine

it’s quite nice to not have a phone anymore.

Rice
Bowl

this occurred last night so I have already done that

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And it didn’t fix it?!!!

no way, Jose!

Is it at least nice and clean now?

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yes thanks

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We’ve been duped!

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Did it turn everything Orange?

This joke would have fucking killed in 2003.

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it’s not Wednesday

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That is truly excellent news.

I guess it was a clean kill, at least.

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Thread title has got me singing this

Sorry for your loss Bam

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Stick it in the tumble dryer

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Was it your landline or your mobile?

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