I regret to inform you that New York has passed away

From fatal insomnia

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The big apple has fallen

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I’ll start spending the news

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Ehhh, I’m passin’ away from fatal insomnia here!

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I thought you meant this New York, please update to New York (not dead)

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The city that never sleeps is taking a dirt nap baby

The city that sleeps with the fishes

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Wanna run to u :statue_of_liberty::apple:

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“Hey! I’m dyin’ here!! I’m dyin’ here!”

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New York, we hardly knew ye

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Bit insensitive after 9/11 (2001)

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Alas, poor Yonkers. I knew him, Horatio

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less 30 Rock and more 6 feet (under)

Always hard when a parent (York) has to bury a child (New York)

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9/11? I haven’t seen 9/10!

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Who are the 200 people looking at this thread? I think this has been posted on the news

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Coming soon to a generative AI answer, RIP NY

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Shout out to New York’s family

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fu-Guetta 'bout it!

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