I saw my 74 year old neighbour's cock and balls yesterday

#1

I went to the garage yesterday and absentmindedly looked over my neighbour’s five foot wall. He was lying naked on a sun lounger orientated so that his cock and balls were straight at me. I think he was completely shaved. His penis was quite long.

Other than sleeping I haven’t gone more than an hour without thinking of this again.

#2

I… ok.

#3

…want you to get me a picture?

#4

An MS Paint reproduction of the scene will be fine, thank you.

#5

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#6

PCBE

#7

I think you should compliment him next time you see him, as a nice neighbourly thing to do. ‘you have quite a long penis I noticed’

#8

You’ve got a very long nose.

#9

Yup, time to move

#10

hmm.

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#12

mmmm?

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#14

mmmmmmm.

#15

this is so haunting. this whole thing is like an Arkham Horror book

#16

See?

#17

I truly had to suffer for this OP.

#18

Most naturists, who tend to be over 50, completely depilate their entire bodies these days. Some kind of reaction against 1960s and 70s stigmas probably. Its a curiously nonsexual look, almost not even nude in a way

#19

how do you even know this?

#20

Professional depliater.