I saw my 74 year old neighbour's cock and balls yesterday

I went to the garage yesterday and absentmindedly looked over my neighbour’s five foot wall. He was lying naked on a sun lounger orientated so that his cock and balls were straight at me. I think he was completely shaved. His penis was quite long.

Other than sleeping I haven’t gone more than an hour without thinking of this again.

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I… ok.

…want you to get me a picture?

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An MS Paint reproduction of the scene will be fine, thank you.

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I think you should compliment him next time you see him, as a nice neighbourly thing to do. ‘you have quite a long penis I noticed’

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You’ve got a very long nose.

Yup, time to move

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mmmm?

See?

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I truly had to suffer for this OP.

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Most naturists, who tend to be over 50, completely depilate their entire bodies these days. Some kind of reaction against 1960s and 70s stigmas probably. Its a curiously nonsexual look, almost not even nude in a way

how do you even know this?

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Professional depliater.

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:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

I saw my neighbour’s teenage son masturbating in their front room last year. Walked past their window on my way to my flat and looked in. I’d like to think he learnt the important lesson that just because it’s dark outside, people can still inside your house if you have a light on and the curtains open and you are masturbating.

The worst part is that he is one of two identical twins so I don’t even know which one to feel embarrassed for when I see either of them.

Actually the worst part is still the part where I caught him masturbating.

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Doesn’t sound like you had a passing glance, stayed for the whole show! It’s perverts like you that make me worry about summerhouses

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Er…what?

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Pics or it didn’t happen.